He is titled, Aaxen the Argent Champion. But I can think of some other titles for him.
Aaxen with the Sidecar. Awarded to him for services to off-road motorbiking. This is a man who will drive off a cliff and put the bubble around you so you don't die - even if it means dying himself. A man so intrepid, that even after such calamity, he still only responds, 'lol'.
Aaxen the Assassin. Awarded for services in arenas. Namely, letting me summon beasts which he mostly kills, then instructing me to go and collect my rewards from the quest giver with the noble phrase 'Keep em coming'. I have adorned myself with at least two very impressive staves owing to this man's methods. And there's nothing cuter than a girl wielding a weapon that's bigger around than she is. Send your messages of gratitude to Aaxen.
Personal Shopper Aaxen. Awarded for services to shopping. When you want to hit the boutiques, this is the man you want as your bodyguard. Speaking the words every blood elf longs to hear - 'Let's get you some gloves' - he is happy to take me through the same dungeon five times in a row, when he already outlevels the drops, just to see if he can get me the whole set. The man does not tire easily. It is like Gok Wan in Dorothy Perkins when they don't have your size.
Aaxen Claus. Awarded for services to goodies in the post. I complain that levelling jewelcrafting is a bitch? Aaxen asks for my spec, then forty bars of mithril turn up in the post so I can make filigree and move up in the world. Season's greetings, Aaxen strikes again.
It's good to have a posse to roll with. Three cheers for Aaxen!
Aaxen the Tireless - Awarded for cheerfully dispatching everything in Scarlet Monastry over and over, just to help some noob he's probably never even heard of.
ReplyDeleteLove ya man.
Gek
He is! But I remember when he took me through - was it Scarlet Monastery? - and he was like... wait here. He returned with every creature in the postcode following him, then turned and AoE'd them to Kingdom Come.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. A killer instinct with the timing of a comedian.
Exactly the same with me, right down to me running around in the background screaming while getting chased by a patrol mob. A real eye for comedy, that one.
ReplyDeleteI bet he just does it for the screen grabs.
ReplyDeleteDo you think he's seen this post yet? Or is he too busy boosting groups through Shadowfang Keep?
seen it tosY while i am googleing Aaxen =.=;;
ReplyDeletebtw when after I Hand of protection you i couldnt find my bubble (just redesigned my bartender). XDXD
ReplyDeleteconcludes I'm a fail pally LOL