Hallow's End Costumes

I was kind of looking forward to Hallow's End. The treats. The tricks. The kiddies, throwing eggs at the Alliance. It's a great time of year. But one of the best things about it is the chance to dress up in fabulous costumes. That was what I was looking forward to the most.

But my excitement didn't last long. The array of costumes bestowed on me by the innkeepers left something to be desired. I didn't even BOTHER taking photos of the little demon robot they turned me into, nor the little wormy thing. Too embarrassing! And what's with turning me into a kitten? I mean, please.

I did, however, capture this oft-seen phenomenon - the pumpkinhead:

Even though you can't see my face, you can guess how amused I am by this.

And bat form? Not really sure that suits me either.

But if you want something really bad, look at the outfit I picked up from the innkeeper at K3:

Umm. Now just what is that supposed to be? A ninja who's been in a fight with someone wielding a samurai sword and had half of her clothing hacked off? A pirate wearing a bandit mask so she won't get caught raiding the till at a strip club? A thief who distracts her mark with a clever display of pasty muffin top that blinds them while she steals their watch?

Awful. Pirate Ninja Ho costume. It's like Lady Slyvanas is having a Hen Do and this was what we had to wear.

And look at this - the rear view:

As if it wasn't bad enough as an outfit, the cheap fabric this costume is made out of is actually hugging some kind of cellulite situation! As you can see, Konlos is leaving a few extra paces between me and him. He always tell me to love myself the way I am, but Hallow's End costumes just do NOT seem to be an improvement on my usual look and there's no hiding from it.

Barf.