Fashion Police: Pahu Frosthoof

Pahu. Darling. Now I know that your supplies might be limited - you do seem to have a backyard full of robotic gnomes and silithids. But you can order online from Karen Millen these days! There really is no reason you have to live this way.

Let's start from the bottom up - because then we can start on a positive note. I like your pedicure. Hooves are obviously not ideal, but you've used what you've got. You've got them buffed, silver and shiny. Looking good.

I don't hate the leafy hem. But with a statement hem like that, you would've needed to go subdued on the rest of the outfit. And you most definitely have not done that.

Firstly the skirt. Is that a skirt, actually? Because that looks like a quilt. As a textile, it's not really meant for apparel, is it? Furthermore, it appears to be coming up a little short. I feel like I am seeing something in between your 'skirt' and your belt... and I really don't want to bring this up but is that the top of your cow minge? Because no one wants to see that.

The belt is fine and actually I do quite like your waistcoat/corset thingy. It's a good colour on you, although you could probably with going a size or two up because it looks like it doesn't really quite close. If you were a sexy blood elf, you could get away with showing off some flesh, but, as a Tauress, you need to play to your strengths. Strengths like... emm..... you have very pretty eyes, Pahu.

Now what is with the bright yellow drag queen feather boa? Are you a transvestite about to do a Boy George medley? Or are you in a war? That garment is not suitable for healing or hanging out at the lodge - it is not even really fit for anything apart from a Oscars accessory for Bjork.

I almost don't want to talk about your hair. It's like you have a mullet that you plaited into a Pocahontas look. So you are, like, Redneck Pocahontas when she is on her way to a hen night that is taking place at a drag show but she couldn't find a skirt so she stole one off her baby's bed and paired it up with a size-too-small corset?

Pahu. *tut*