Thursday, 22 October 2009

Someone get this guy a coffee.

What is with this Lich King guy? Did he never get that Gadgetzan Electric Train he always wanted as a kid? Are his underwear made out of platemail? Did his local apothecary run out of happy pills? Did his parents like his older sister better than they liked him? Has he got a lot of acne under that helm?

He's all, Kill everything that moves, the light has abandoned you, spare no one, blah blah blah.

I think Mrs Lich King needs to bake him a nice apple pie and give him a good seeing to.

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  1. I doubt if he's one for a quick romp. It'd take him about an hour to get undressed.

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  2. I think 'Mrs' Lich King is supposed to be Miss Jaina Proudmoore, but Arthas like all good men royally fucked up his relationship with her.

    In all fairness, he did obliterate Stratholme so she does have a better reason than most women to ignore her aspiring lover.

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  3. Yes. I mean, what are you supposed to do to make up for that? Send flowers with a little card saying 'Sorry I obliterated Stratholme'?

    I can't help thinking she might not be entirely satisfied with that gesture.

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