In an earlier post, I held up Lady Gaga as the perfect example of someone who could represent the taste and style of the Blood Elves on the international music scene. However, I must apologise to you, readers, after this photograph emerged, which makes it plain for all to see that this is a person who is fraternising with the enemy.
Although Miss Gaga is irrefutably elven, these facial markings are a clear indication that she is not an edgy and righteous member of the Horde, as I had supposed. Miss Gaga would appear to be a Night Elf. A pansy-ass, tree-hugging Night Elf!
Believe me when I say I never saw this coming. I would have expected more from her. But I plan to make my feelings on her unholy alliances known immediately. I assure you all that have cancelled my membership to the Lady Gaga fanclub and taken all of her posters down from my suite in Shattrath. I'll also be putting the concert tickets into the Auction House. I will no longer be naming my firstborn 'Mini Princess Gaga the Second'.
Oh. And I must look into getting that 'Pokerface' tattoo removed from my left butt cheek.
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