What not to wear

I was near Zangermarsh when I came upon this creep. What on earth is he wearing on his bacK? Euwww, is that, like, back hair that he's made into dreads? Is there a squid inside his ribcage trying to eat its way out? Or is that just a really, really bad choice of cloak?

Either way, the fashion police are on it. My voidwalker, Konlos, absolutely hates seeing bad choices of outfit. As you can see, he immediately went to pummel some Coco Chanel into this loser, meanwhile I just stood back and looked on in astonishment.

Please people - and monsters this is not beyond your abilities either - check in the mirror before you leave your funny little swamp hut!