Of course, when a guy wants to get into your greaves, they can cover over all sorts of imperfections. So you might not even know if that lovely lad you've been weekending with is a secret Alliance loser. Here are some of the telltale signs.
1. Last time you asked him whether he preferred the red dress or the blue, he went for the blue.
2. You put on Tauren Chieftains 'Power of the Horde' and he didn't know any of the words.
3. When you asked him how far along he was along on the Pest Control achievement, he fidgeted, looked uncomfortable and muttered something about not appreciating barbaric behaviour.
4. Every so often, you think you catch a whiff of Stormwind brie.
5. You thought you heard him humming the Ironforge theme music in the shower but when you challenged him on it, he blushed and claimed it was some music he'd heard on Batman.
6. He says he hates gnomes, but he just doesn't seem to believe it deep in his soul.
7. Last time you put on your sexy Blood Elf go-go dancer costume for him, he suggested that a little smattering of blue face markings would really turn him on.
8. He has one of those calendars where every month has a different fluffy puppy on it.
9. While you were complaining about the gold sellers in Orgrimmar, he just had a blank look on his face and then tried to distract you with a /flirt.
10. He's four feet tall with a hearty Scottish laugh, rosy cheeks and he dances like a drunken Russian.
These are just some of the warning signs that 'Mister Perfect' might be hiding a disgusting secret from you. Watch out ladies! Don't put your guild at risk by sleeping with the enemy. Get rid of that pathetic Alliance man.
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